tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post435353712713081016..comments2023-07-24T18:54:12.023+10:00Comments on Learning Together: It's Riddle Time!Learning Togetherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03616872459126773088noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-73271829262582109422013-08-07T16:29:17.664+10:002013-08-07T16:29:17.664+10:00Knock knock,
Who's there?,
I am,
I am who?,
Yo...Knock knock,<br />Who's there?,<br />I am,<br />I am who?,<br />You mean you don't know who you are??<br /><br />Knock knock,<br />Who's there?,<br />Cows go,<br />Cows go who?,<br />Cows don't go who, they go moo!<br /><br />Knock knock,<br />Who's there?,<br />Etch,<br />Etch who?,<br />Bless you!<br /><br />Knock knock,<br />Who's there?,<br />Abby,<br />Abby who?,<br />Abby birthday to you!!!<br /><br />From DeclanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-90369175549870900852013-08-06T20:14:55.702+10:002013-08-06T20:14:55.702+10:00Why does Mrs Kennedy wear sunglasses to class?
Bec...Why does Mrs Kennedy wear sunglasses to class?<br />Because Prep K is so bright.<br /><br />From Niamh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-19788127700423238562013-08-06T17:23:06.801+10:002013-08-06T17:23:06.801+10:00Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A m...Knock, knock<br />Who's there? <br />Amos.<br />Amos who?<br />A mosquito just bit me!<br /><br />Knock, knock<br />Who's there? <br />Andy.<br />Andy who?<br />And he bit me again!<br /><br />From Simon<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-43310420187506724152013-08-06T17:21:11.559+10:002013-08-06T17:21:11.559+10:00Knock, knock
(who's there?)
Thingamebob
(Thin...Knock, knock<br />(who's there?)<br /><br />Thingamebob<br />(Thingamebob who?)<br /><br />Thingamebob when I'm far away! (Thingamebob means - think of me Bob)<br /><br />From Niamh<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-63893533764180092982013-08-06T15:00:14.038+10:002013-08-06T15:00:14.038+10:00Mrs Luzza
I have no eyes, no legs or ears and I he...Mrs Luzza<br />I have no eyes, no legs or ears and I help move the earth. What am I?<br />A wormAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-38124664549805993752013-08-06T14:56:18.774+10:002013-08-06T14:56:18.774+10:00Mrs Luzza
Three ladies stood under an umbrella but...Mrs Luzza<br />Three ladies stood under an umbrella but none of them got wet. Why didn't any of them get wet?<br />Because it wasn't rainingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-64157022407948217102013-08-03T07:54:43.305+10:002013-08-03T07:54:43.305+10:00What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
Gracie
...What is dark but made by light? <br />A shadow.<br />Gracie<br />Gracienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-19689483442177093392013-08-02T08:15:17.950+10:002013-08-02T08:15:17.950+10:00What is the hairiest side of a cat?
The outside
Al...What is the hairiest side of a cat?<br />The outside<br />AlexaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-75920863280652729882013-08-02T07:50:43.020+10:002013-08-02T07:50:43.020+10:00Why did the hare cross the road?
Because he didn&...Why did the hare cross the road?<br /><br />Because he didn't want to be eaten by a fox.<br /><br />Chantelle's joke<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-46457441761010001032013-08-01T19:22:07.842+10:002013-08-01T19:22:07.842+10:00What did the light want to eat?
The 'dark'...What did the light want to eat?<br /><br />The 'dark'....<br /><br />From JoshuaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-85411326699468056442013-08-01T17:32:24.745+10:002013-08-01T17:32:24.745+10:00What comes down but never goes up?
Rain.
What go...What comes down but never goes up?<br /><br />Rain.<br /><br />What goes up but never comes down? <br /><br />Your age!<br /><br />From ElvaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-19125605087859819822013-08-01T17:31:00.397+10:002013-08-01T17:31:00.397+10:00Why did the chicken cross the road?
To save himse...Why did the chicken cross the road?<br /><br />To save himself from KFC!<br /><br />From RosieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-76787637994375626742013-08-01T17:30:07.093+10:002013-08-01T17:30:07.093+10:00Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moov...Why did the cow cross the road?<br /><br />To go to the moovies!<br /><br />From FrancesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-49133792877719788392013-08-01T17:27:26.169+10:002013-08-01T17:27:26.169+10:00Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Ye...Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Doctor<br />Doctor who?<br />Yes, that's right!<br /><br />From PatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-4475643744353220262013-08-01T15:16:39.626+10:002013-08-01T15:16:39.626+10:00This is Sophie's joke.
What is a cat's fav...This is Sophie's joke.<br />What is a cat's favorite colour?<br />Purrrrple.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-50275980042188014562013-07-31T17:08:20.366+10:002013-07-31T17:08:20.366+10:00What is black and white and read all over?
A news...What is black and white and read all over?<br /><br />A newspaper.<br /><br />And...<br /><br />What is full of holes but can hold lots of water?<br /><br />A sponge<br /><br />From HamishAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-43396703731023595632013-07-31T14:28:33.557+10:002013-07-31T14:28:33.557+10:00What goes around the world but stays in a corner?...What goes around the world but stays in a corner?<br /><br />A stamp (from James)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-23062067193565066482013-07-31T07:39:49.296+10:002013-07-31T07:39:49.296+10:00Why did the jellybean go to school?
Because it wa...Why did the jellybean go to school?<br /><br />Because it wanted to be a smartie!<br /><br />Another one from CaitlinAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-23266465345133203482013-07-30T21:22:30.037+10:002013-07-30T21:22:30.037+10:00What do you get when you milk a cow after an earth...What do you get when you milk a cow after an earthquake?<br /><br />A Milk Shake!!<br /><br />Ha ha <br />Darren, Campbells DadAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-28684018925341276302013-07-30T20:48:23.110+10:002013-07-30T20:48:23.110+10:00A stick
EvaA stick<br /><br />EvaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-77693710803594411232013-07-30T20:39:13.113+10:002013-07-30T20:39:13.113+10:00Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don'...Knock knock<br />Who's there?<br />Boo<br />Boo who?<br />Don't cry, it's just a joke<br /><br />What is brown and sticky,<br /><br />Eva!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-59110205277650543722013-07-30T20:11:40.467+10:002013-07-30T20:11:40.467+10:00Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
A. M...Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?<br />A. Mooooey Christmas! From OliviaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-22588188601567137282013-07-29T22:14:44.840+10:002013-07-29T22:14:44.840+10:00A good one for winter -
Q. What can you catch, but...A good one for winter -<br />Q. What can you catch, but not throw?<br />A. A cold<br />Have fun, Emma (Alexa's mum)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-34970397960128082152013-07-29T21:15:31.258+10:002013-07-29T21:15:31.258+10:00Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or le...Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?<br />A. A clock!<br /><br />Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?<br />A. An egg<br /><br />Q. What goes up and doesn’t come back down?<br />A. Your age.<br /><br />Q. What belongs to you but is used more by others?<br />A. Your name.<br /><br />Q. Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?<br />A. A shadow.Ms Scottnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3906812515916959851.post-58661945808495632432013-07-29T20:53:12.055+10:002013-07-29T20:53:12.055+10:00My tricky riddle:
On my way to St. Ives I saw a m...My tricky riddle:<br /><br />On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?<br /><br />My fun riddle:<br />What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all? <br /><br />Answers:<br />One...everyone was going the other way.<br /><br />An elephant's shadow.<br /><br />Have fun,<br />from Mrs Yore.Middle Mattershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16882498201472101322noreply@blogger.com