Riddles are lots of fun and make us laugh! What is your favourite riddle? This week we will have a Riddle challenge - share your favourite riddle with us! Here is one to warm you up!
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock!
Share your favourite riddle or joke with us!
This is Eva's favourite joke:
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock
Who's there?
Cow?
Cow Who?
No, Cows go Moo. Owls go ho ho!
Daniella (Eva's mum)
Hi Prep,
ReplyDeleteI have 2 favourite jokes.
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
Everyone thinks it's Aaarrr but it's actually the sea.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt...MOO!
From Miss P
Queenscliff
PS Gracie, hope you had a fabulous birthday - great people are born on the 13th July!
Here is Caitlin's joke:
ReplyDeleteWhat did the apple skin say to the apple?
I've got you covered!
Enjoy (Suzi)
This is Joel's favourite joke:
ReplyDeleteQ. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A. Spook-etti.
Angelo (Joel's bro)
Why do cows wear bells?
ReplyDeleteBecause their horns don't work.
From Mrs Price...Jindivick Primary School
How do you make gold soup?
ReplyDeletePut in 18 carrots!
Mrs Price again...I think I am learning how to publish on your page???
My tricky riddle:
ReplyDeleteOn my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
My fun riddle:
What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
Answers:
One...everyone was going the other way.
An elephant's shadow.
Have fun,
from Mrs Yore.
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
ReplyDeleteA. A clock!
Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
A. An egg
Q. What goes up and doesn’t come back down?
A. Your age.
Q. What belongs to you but is used more by others?
A. Your name.
Q. Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
A. A shadow.
A good one for winter -
ReplyDeleteQ. What can you catch, but not throw?
A. A cold
Have fun, Emma (Alexa's mum)
Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
ReplyDeleteA. Mooooey Christmas! From Olivia
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke
What is brown and sticky,
Eva!
A stick
ReplyDeleteEva
What do you get when you milk a cow after an earthquake?
ReplyDeleteA Milk Shake!!
Ha ha
Darren, Campbells Dad
Why did the jellybean go to school?
ReplyDeleteBecause it wanted to be a smartie!
Another one from Caitlin
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
ReplyDeleteA stamp (from James)
What is black and white and read all over?
ReplyDeleteA newspaper.
And...
What is full of holes but can hold lots of water?
A sponge
From Hamish
This is Sophie's joke.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a cat's favorite colour?
Purrrrple.
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Yes, that's right!
From Pat
Why did the cow cross the road?
ReplyDeleteTo go to the moovies!
From Frances
Why did the chicken cross the road?
ReplyDeleteTo save himself from KFC!
From Rosie
What comes down but never goes up?
ReplyDeleteRain.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
From Elva
What did the light want to eat?
ReplyDeleteThe 'dark'....
From Joshua
Why did the hare cross the road?
ReplyDeleteBecause he didn't want to be eaten by a fox.
Chantelle's joke
What is the hairiest side of a cat?
ReplyDeleteThe outside
Alexa
What is dark but made by light?
ReplyDeleteA shadow.
Gracie
Mrs Luzza
ReplyDeleteThree ladies stood under an umbrella but none of them got wet. Why didn't any of them get wet?
Because it wasn't raining
Mrs Luzza
ReplyDeleteI have no eyes, no legs or ears and I help move the earth. What am I?
A worm
Knock, knock
ReplyDelete(who's there?)
Thingamebob
(Thingamebob who?)
Thingamebob when I'm far away! (Thingamebob means - think of me Bob)
From Niamh
Knock, knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito just bit me!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!
From Simon
Why does Mrs Kennedy wear sunglasses to class?
ReplyDeleteBecause Prep K is so bright.
From Niamh.
Knock knock,
ReplyDeleteWho's there?,
I am,
I am who?,
You mean you don't know who you are??
Knock knock,
Who's there?,
Cows go,
Cows go who?,
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Knock knock,
Who's there?,
Etch,
Etch who?,
Bless you!
Knock knock,
Who's there?,
Abby,
Abby who?,
Abby birthday to you!!!
From Declan