Monday, July 29, 2013

It's Riddle Time!



Riddles are lots of fun and make us laugh! What is your favourite riddle? This week we will have a Riddle challenge - share your favourite riddle with us! Here is one to warm you up! 

Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? 
A. A clock!
 
Share your favourite riddle or joke with us!

31 comments:

  1. This is Eva's favourite joke:
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Cow?
    Cow Who?
    No, Cows go Moo. Owls go ho ho!

    Daniella (Eva's mum)

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  2. Hi Prep,

    I have 2 favourite jokes.

    What's a pirate's favourite letter?
    Everyone thinks it's Aaarrr but it's actually the sea.

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interrupt...MOO!

    From Miss P
    Queenscliff

    PS Gracie, hope you had a fabulous birthday - great people are born on the 13th July!

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  3. Here is Caitlin's joke:

    What did the apple skin say to the apple?
    I've got you covered!

    Enjoy (Suzi)

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  4. This is Joel's favourite joke:
    Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
    A. Spook-etti.

    Angelo (Joel's bro)

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  5. Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don't work.

    From Mrs Price...Jindivick Primary School

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  6. How do you make gold soup?

    Put in 18 carrots!

    Mrs Price again...I think I am learning how to publish on your page???

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  7. My tricky riddle:

    On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?

    My fun riddle:
    What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?

    Answers:
    One...everyone was going the other way.

    An elephant's shadow.

    Have fun,
    from Mrs Yore.

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  8. Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
    A. A clock!

    Q. What has to be broken before you can use it?
    A. An egg

    Q. What goes up and doesn’t come back down?
    A. Your age.

    Q. What belongs to you but is used more by others?
    A. Your name.

    Q. Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
    A. A shadow.

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  9. A good one for winter -
    Q. What can you catch, but not throw?
    A. A cold
    Have fun, Emma (Alexa's mum)

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  10. Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
    A. Mooooey Christmas! From Olivia

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  11. Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don't cry, it's just a joke

    What is brown and sticky,

    Eva!

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  12. What do you get when you milk a cow after an earthquake?

    A Milk Shake!!

    Ha ha
    Darren, Campbells Dad

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  13. Why did the jellybean go to school?

    Because it wanted to be a smartie!

    Another one from Caitlin

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  14. What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

    A stamp (from James)

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  15. What is black and white and read all over?

    A newspaper.

    And...

    What is full of holes but can hold lots of water?

    A sponge

    From Hamish

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  16. This is Sophie's joke.
    What is a cat's favorite colour?
    Purrrrple.

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  17. Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Doctor
    Doctor who?
    Yes, that's right!

    From Pat

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  18. Why did the cow cross the road?

    To go to the moovies!

    From Frances

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  19. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To save himself from KFC!

    From Rosie

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  20. What comes down but never goes up?

    Rain.

    What goes up but never comes down?

    Your age!

    From Elva

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  21. What did the light want to eat?

    The 'dark'....

    From Joshua

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  22. Why did the hare cross the road?

    Because he didn't want to be eaten by a fox.

    Chantelle's joke

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  23. What is the hairiest side of a cat?
    The outside
    Alexa

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  24. What is dark but made by light?
    A shadow.
    Gracie

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  25. Mrs Luzza
    Three ladies stood under an umbrella but none of them got wet. Why didn't any of them get wet?
    Because it wasn't raining

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  26. Mrs Luzza
    I have no eyes, no legs or ears and I help move the earth. What am I?
    A worm

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  27. Knock, knock
    (who's there?)

    Thingamebob
    (Thingamebob who?)

    Thingamebob when I'm far away! (Thingamebob means - think of me Bob)

    From Niamh

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  28. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Amos.
    Amos who?
    A mosquito just bit me!

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Andy.
    Andy who?
    And he bit me again!

    From Simon

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  29. Why does Mrs Kennedy wear sunglasses to class?
    Because Prep K is so bright.

    From Niamh.

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  30. Knock knock,
    Who's there?,
    I am,
    I am who?,
    You mean you don't know who you are??

    Knock knock,
    Who's there?,
    Cows go,
    Cows go who?,
    Cows don't go who, they go moo!

    Knock knock,
    Who's there?,
    Etch,
    Etch who?,
    Bless you!

    Knock knock,
    Who's there?,
    Abby,
    Abby who?,
    Abby birthday to you!!!

    From Declan

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